So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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