If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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