I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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