I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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