brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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