I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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