The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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