I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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