the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
