I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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