Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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