Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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