Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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