apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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