Just fell off a train. Bad.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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