quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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