would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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