God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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