He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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