This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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