I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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