I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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