best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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