how can u be prego again
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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