First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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