I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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