What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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