i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
