she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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