The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me youโre kidding.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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