This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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