Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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