I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
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is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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