sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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