i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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