i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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