She is in my trunk
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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me + whiskey = a bad person
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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