Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
and she was petting her beer can
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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