He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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