You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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