I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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