you guys were way drunker than both of me
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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