Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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