rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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