She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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