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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I woke up under a house in Key West
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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