also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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