So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
id be glad to
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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