So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
