Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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