i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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