Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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