just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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