Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
